What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 08:42

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
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Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Octopussy
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is my elder sister so mean?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.